Newly single Lindsay Morgan Lohan is now a member of e-harmony and is looking for a new partner. Well, not really. She recently posted a "Video Testimonial" parody on FunnyOrDie.com posing as a new member of online dating website, e-harmony.com.
In the piece (featured below), Lohan is searching for somebody that she could "spend the rest of [her] life with, or at least the rest of [her] probation with." Lohan goes on to lampoon herself, saying that besides being an actress, a singer, and an entrepreneur, she "has singlehandedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business."
In the video, Lohan appears refreshingly normal, all the while being the consummate professional, yet completely self-aware. In terms of male or female companionship, she's quick to note that she's not picky, just as long as the person "doesn't have family members [that are] quick to issue restraining orders." Brilliant!
Go LML! We wish you luck in finding that "Special Someone". Check out her "Video Testimonial" below: